Texts from last night

1. 

understand Curling. That high.


2.
 

7 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.

Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?

3.

So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.

dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?


4.

you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"

5.

So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.

6.

defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.


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Jag hade latt kunnat skickat in typ 70 % av alla inlagg! Haha

 


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